i tire of the graphically violent video games played by my male housemates so i retired to my boudoir to drink fair trade coffee from my chemex and play tomb raider which is female empowerment and not graphic violence
touch me.
Lyndon doesn’t work, he just wears the scarf I made him and stands around looking pretty. And takes selfies.
ursula: diepopular: i will graduate and settle into a steady office job. i...
i will graduate and settle into a steady office job. i will
maintain a wardrobe of discreetly fashionable corporate attire in
this season’s key colours. on weekends i will wear yoga pants and
branded sports hoodies. we will have nothing to talk about except
our careers and the…
at my future wedding and funeral service
(Source: nastyshitwhitepeopleeat, via yesimbeyonce)
the larger of the two is my dream animal.
(Source: doyouriiide, via ihatejosh)
Awesome: 30-year-old man dances with his 20-year-old self to Dixie Chicks
I feel that this is something I should do.
Awesome: 30-year-old man dances with his 20-year-old self to Dixie Chicks
I feel that this is something I should do.
very soon after my yogurt sex I shall travel to a nursery down my road because it’s time to adorn my room in plants I AM SO FUKING EXCITED
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